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He knew his daughter wasn’t on birth control and he knew this was the most risky time of the month for her, which is why he lied and told her he’d pull out. When she realized what was happening she tried to say something, but all she could manage
daughterlover:He knew his daughter wasn’t on birth control and he knew this was the most risky time of the month for her, which is why he lied and told her he’d pull out. When she realized what was happening she tried to say something, but all she
devineismine: Josh Devine @ Disney’s California AdventureMe asking Josh to say “Nosh is real”, but it was a fail haha sorry my Narnians, I tried. His face just started getting red from embarrassment :’)He was saying “I just found out what
We walk into the bathroom and I close the door and lock it. I turn the shower on and I get in. “I thought I was going to take a shower, what are you doing in there?”He says to me. “Well, I need to take a shower too. When I was trying to wake you
daughterlover: He knew his daughter wasn’t on birth control and he knew this was the most risky time of the month for her, which is why he lied and told her he’d pull out. When she realized what was happening she tried to say something, but all she
ladynehemah: It just felt so good trying it bareback, that i didn’t even hear him say he was getting ready to cum, and when he finally did unleash inside of me, all I could think of was how good it felt, not a single though went to what might happen
Blair said he was trying to forget. He wouldn’t say what could’ve been so terrible that he’d cancel our evening out, but when your otter’s hurting, your otter’s hurting. So instead of another boring party, we decided to binge some shows. His
youwontcum: The gag muffled all of her cries, but he knew what she was trying to say, anyway. His answer was simple. Forget it. I won’t let you cum for at least another month.
dustyoldroses: vriskaye: guys, guys this is so important after so long of trying to get his parents to approve of what he was doing, sniper finally got his dad to say that he was a professional assassin and not a “crazed gunman.” mr. mundy, who
inceztum: I’ve been trying to get my Brother to fuck me for awhile now, but he’s an apparently an idiot. I was waiting for him like this when he got home last night and all he did is take a look at me and say “Aren’t you cold?” What a
fckme2dad: At dinner tonight, Dad said he had a special project in the garage and he needed my help, would I come out after we finished dinner. Mom asked him what he was working on. He said it was something special and didn’t want to say. Mom tried
Folks keep saying Pearl was being mean telling Greg “There’s no need to be so pathetic” but… that’s what he was doing. He was trying to look and sound pathetic so Steven would stay with him. You saw the episode, you know
Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called
Wanna know how much of a sad person I am? I’ve been trying to figure out the words Sebastian is saying while ‘seducing’ the nun, since the nun is ten times louder than he is with her screaming and sounds of pleasure. Yes, I’m
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
jukeboxemcsa: “You can’t stop, can you?” His voice poured into her ears like honey, trickling in sweetly around the pleasure that was slowly becoming the center of her existence. She tried to think about what he was saying, to force her dazed and
mikaylajpg: You heard it here first, folks.
folieadude: I’m laughing so hard this boy is trying to talk to me and saying how much he loves fob and asked me what my favorite song was and I said ‘sophomore slump or comeback of the year is probably my fave’ and he responded ‘interesting.
chasteandimpure: “It… uh, um… It’s so… You know?” David was lost for words.“What dear, what is it that you are trying to say?” Said Eleanor, urging him on.“Big. It is so big.” There, he had said it. It was a simple statement but it
tennant-smith-capaldi: amazign: kilpatrickk: amazign: one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i
amazign: one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’
paralytic-states: jakovu: camibech:Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. yeah. I don’t feel sorry for him. At all. He knew what he was saying, and it was a low blow.
prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could
amazign: kilpatrickk: amazign: one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt
thenerdygayguy:defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m
mystonerlife: amazign: one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a
Actual commentary on a NRL game… First commentator: “I’m not anatomically gifted.” Second commentator: “What!?”
amazingemmaisonfire: REALLY I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS UGH HE WAS TRYING TO SUPPORT HIS FRIENDS CAUSE AND THAT IS WHAT YOU SAY UGH
wookieeoftheyear: You know what I find interesting? He never says he was the pilot of the Millennium Falcon when it made the Kessel Run. For all we know it could’ve been Lando who pulled it off and Han is just trying to look like a badass.
defiantdefinition:Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for
la-pensees-sur-lamour: I’m not gonna lie. I stared at this gif for like three minutes trying to figure out what she was saying. I’ve narrowed it down to: 1) “Daddy I’m open" (presumably for business since he’s doing her) 2) “Get
latinposeidon: What he says: I’m a writer What he means: I just spent ten hours on Pinterest going through memes. I was trying to find a good hair shade for a side character I’m never going to describe. I haven’t slept in three days and haven’t
fake-smiles-cover-scars: alice-fell-down-a-hole: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what
zimtduft: defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m
lmao @waterboarding tried to act like he knew what he was talking about and when he couldn’t back up his own smartass mouth, all he had to say was that i should make my own bras and that somehow because i don’t know how to create clothing
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for